ha ha.....I'm laughing about this! Cuban heeled boots and stack heels crease me! Trust me, I don't need the lift.....but I'll tell you a little story......here goes: When I was in the FRS, we went to go see a farmer and his brother on an inspection. These two were chalk and cheese....one, the "taller" of the two, really dapper.....picture an agricultural David Dickinson in tweeds (right down to the ronseal antique pine skin tone) but strutting like Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever. The other was more like Johnny Vegas' scruffier brother! They cannot possibly have had the same dad.....they just can't......except for the fact they were twins (mother nature is a cruel mistress!)......but anyway, I happen to glance down to notice that the "dapper don"......AKA "Tony Dickinson" is wearing those "No tell" built up boots where the heel appears to be normal from the outside.....all the lift is hidden within the boot. The giveaway was the unfeasibly....and I do mean unfeasibly, bulbous "bridge" of the boot. Everyone had noticed the Tony Manero strut, but yours truly, taking my observational skills (and x-ray vision) as a Fire Fighter to another level, I'd clocked the hidden stack heels!! Well, you had to be there but once I'd discretely pointed this out to one of my more fashion conscious (but less discrete!) colleagues who wouldn't do his gardening in anything less than "Superdry"....well, let's just say, it became very difficult to concentrate on the task in hand! I suppose you had to be there!! I wouldn't want to portray the image of Fire Fighters as being unprofessional.....we have a slightly off colour sense of humour but when it comes down to it, we get very serious, very quickly!
Look what you made me do
@Scot......I've gone off on one again!! Apologies for drifting off subject but
@Scot made me do it!!!!
(PS mate......I don't possess any Cubans......honest!!!
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