IMAGINE, knowing nothing about VW vans,

[JOG]

You should try it in a white van with windows all round. That's a "peado van" according to my 15 year old daughter.

I'm very worried now!

*Owns a Candy White California!

 

[JOG]

You should try it in a white van with windows all round. That's a "peado van" according to my 15 year old daughter.

Never mind being worried, I'm quite gutted now....! And there I was thinking that with "a white van" I got all sorts of benefits:

• I could park like a tw@t
• indicators are only for other drivers
• disabled signs in parking bays were really "Reserved just for you" signs (see parking like a tw@t above)
• "detail" was something a cop asks for, nothing to do with cleaning
• an immediate mastery of internationally recognised motoring sign language
• yellow lines and red lights were simply where the council tried to make roads pretty
• oh, and I could scrawl "I wish my missus was this dirty" on my tailgate (see "detail" above)

I really did not expect to be likened to Jimmy Saville!!!

 

[benp1]

Flicked through the video, that van is amazing

 

[Texxaco]

Never mind being worried, I'm quite gutted now....! And there I was thinking that with "a white van" I got all sorts of benefits:

• I could park like a tw@t
• indicators are only for other drivers
• disabled signs in parking bays were really "Reserved just for you" signs (see parking like a tw@t above)
• "detail" was something a cop asks for, nothing to do with cleaning
• an immediate mastery of internationally recognised motoring sign language
• yellow lines and red lights were simply where the council tried to make roads pretty
• oh, and I could scrawl "I wish my missus was this dirty" on my tailgate (see "detail" above)

I really did not expect to be likened to Jimmy Saville!!!

Is classic.

 

[JOG]

You should try it in a white van with windows all round. That's a "peado van" according to my 15 year old daughter.

Oh my good, giddy aunt..............I just had a thought: is that why VW call it "Candy White"?.............I'm in a tailspin here.......candy, sweeties, paedo!

*you'll find me in the garage rummaging for some paint

 

[Texxaco]

Get it wrapped sharpish @JOG

 

[JOG]

Get it wrapped sharpish @JOG

I think this is a "Recall" matter. Is VW putting me in danger? Can I sue?

 

[DaveD]

I think this is a "Recall" matter. Is VW putting me in danger? Can I sue?

I'm not sure you've got a legal case but you could take those cute puppy pictures out of the windows!!!!

 

[Texxaco]

Yeah plus stop handing out sweets from your van.

 

[JOG]

Yeah plus stop handing out sweets from your van.

Ha ha ha.........I nearly choked on my Werthers Original!!!

 

[Texxaco]

Well at least you've stopped handing them out to the "Yoofs".

 

[JOG]

Well at least you've stopped handing them out to the "Yoofs".

Aw, thanks for that. I've just sprayed my cuppa over my laptop and a bid I am reviewing!!! (Yes, I am actually working in between times too!!!)

 

[Texxaco]

I am drooling over a Mk7 Golf R flat bottomed steering wheel, just don't know if it will fit.

I would be so much better off financially if the web didn't exist

 

[.50]

I am banned from picking our daughter up from school in the van. She says all her so called mates will give her grief saying all vans are "Pedo Vans".

That's what I am up against right now, bloody kids!

Yeah, what is the, 'Pedo van', thing?.

I picked my teenage children up from the local skate park and a load of kids shouted, 'look, they're getting into a Pedo van'.

 

[Texxaco]

@.50 I blame it on Tik Tok.

 

[JOG]

@.50 I blame it on Tik Tok.

WTAF is TikTok....I’ve seen it but don’t understand it!!!

 

[JOG]

I am drooling over a Mk7 Golf R flat bottomed steering wheel, just don't know if it will fit.

I would be so much better off financially if the web didn't exist

There are a few threads on here where it has been done! I guess there goes your hard-earned dosh, eh?!!

 

[Texxaco]

WTAF is TikTok....I’ve seen it but don’t understand it!!!

I have seen enough of it to last a lifetime. Basically its mini videos that kids and adults put online for other kids and adults to watch and rate.

Nothing on there about VW transporters so moving on.

 

[JOG]

I have seen enough of it to last a lifetime. Basically its mini videos that kids and adults put online for other kids and adults to watch and rate.

Nothing on there about VW transporters so moving on.

I’m going to post a “Rate my Paedo Van” clip!

 

[Texxaco]

@JOG i dare you and when you do share the link or "It never happened"