I was GD, then RPU, promoted to skipper upon transfer, got my D's but went to Autocrime rather than the diddlely dee, a stretch in hi-tec crime, then my final year on CMU moving paper and getting fatter.
Tried for FSU just the once, but failed the nutter test. I did two tours of NI and never shot anyone that didnt deserve it, but hey ho. Strangely they were happy to let shoplifters, wife beaters, sex offenders, etc, join the gun monkeys though...