Reading the back of the cornflakes packet at breakfast because the phone is on the hall table plugged into the wall.
These used to be the most dangerous weapon in my toolbox, until I got a nail gun!! (Oh yeah and of course the thing that nearly killed me - the 9” angle grinder).
I had two. I've just moved house and with a big grin on my face threw both in the bin.
Found one the other day whilst tidying up in the workshop. As said..... useless item!
isn't that the Riot sketch from the young ones