Errrr..does reading the forum worry you?

[Paynewright]

The challenge only arises when a poo is needed! A wide-mouth carafe does the trick!

Or a plastic bag like doggers use! :-0

 

[DXX]

Or a plastic bag like doggers use! :-0

Exactly

 

[DaveD]

Or a plastic bag like doggers use! :-0

You forgot to add, "So I'm reliably informed!"

 

[JOG]

Or a plastic bag like doggers use! :-0

Wot? And helpfully leave the bag hanging on a branch for the litter pickers?!!

 

[Jim Rey]

The challenge only arises when a poo is needed! A wide-mouth carafe does the trick!

A McDonald's comes in handy in that respect

 

[JOG]

A McDonald's comes in handy in that respect

Yep, a MaccyDee always pushes one out for me!

 

[DXX]

#1 choice is the 18th hole on a prestigious golf course.