Three word story....

[Andyf]

Cock and bull

 

[R8N XX]

Down the pub

 

[Stay Frosty]

Splash laden installments!

 

[Stay Frosty]

Oops forked cup

 

[Stay Frosty]

Wrong page reply

 

[Andyf]

Please turn over

 

[Stay Frosty]

Normal service resumed

 

[R8N XX]

Thank f for that

 

[Samro]

That's four words

 

[R8N XX]

Yes I know

 

[R8N XX]

With one letter

 

[Stay Frosty]

Who was "f"?

 

[JOG]

A spare word

 

[dubber36]

was uttered by

 

[JOG]

A dyscalculic member

 

[Ricardo T]

which really hurts

 

[JOG]

When doing arithmetic

 

[Ricardo T]

my eyes watering

 

[dubber36]

at the thought

 

[david173]

Of using my