Three word story....

[Scarlet7]

dark and damp

 

[Donk]

whilst polishing their

 

[MrSkip]

shiny pink helmet

 

[JOG]

Spit and polish

 

[MrSkip]

buffed to perfection

 

[Gavinda]

from ancient rome

 

[MrSkip]

to Milton Keynes

 

[DaveD]

on one charge

 

[david173]

In an uber

 

[Donk]

taxi with a

 

[dubber36]

Peco exhaust and

 

[JOG]

A dodgy driver

 

[Chris Sherwood]

Playing bhangra music

 

[dubber36]

whatever that is

 

[JOG]

Pretty annoying actually

 

[Chris Sherwood]

Especially in taxis

 

[Sackmycook]

planes, trains, automobiles

 

[JOG]

Lies, damned lies

 

[Chris Sherwood]

And statistics, pah!

 

[Sackmycook]

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