Three word story....

[JOG]

Shift me hard

 

[Chris Sherwood]

Running the country

 

[Sackmycook]

down, until it

 

[JOG]

Emits death rattle

 

[Chris Sherwood]

And keels over

 

[Morris67]

Legs in air

 

[JOG]

Slipped, fell in

 

[Sackmycook]

Champagne ice bucket

 

[JOG]

My bits froze

 

[Sackmycook]

in the drill

 

[Dilbert]

until I pressed

 

[david173]

The eject button

 

[Sackmycook]

for the passenger

 

[dubber36]

to press when

 

[JOG]

That’s no button

 

[Stay Frosty]

Slipped, fell in

Big wet hole?

 

[Andyf]

Be very careful

 

[JOG]

Gaping it was

 

[Sackmycook]

but strangely inviting

 

[DaveD]

regret comes later!