Breasts

[Ali-G]

Partly depends on the female concerned too as in would she take offence.
I’ve worked with some women in the past who would make a sailor blush, they’d have said “f%#k me, that caught me right in the left/right t*t”

 

[CAB]

Mrs CAB: Sharp intake of breath, "why did he have to say it like that?"

Harassment, not on its own IMV but poor choice of words, certainly inappropriate.

 

[Ali-G]

A son of a friend, In his early 20’s films consent on his phone prior to any sexual encounters.

Who said romance was dead?

 

[JOG]

and, on a slightly lesser note, willingly carry mobile phones...

I don’t want to hijack the “homework help” thread, but I completely agree! No, we object to ID Cards but happy lug along a device that we confirm is directly associated with us, provides geo-location data, over-shares personal data, becomes increasingly accepted as “evidence” and freely enter into binding contracts with!

But, an ID Card? How very dare you - this isn’t a police state!!!

A son of a friend, In his early 20’s films consent on his phone prior to any sexual encounters.

Jeez wept! And, what’s worse is that he is VERY wise!

Mrs CAB: Sharp intake of breath, "why did he have to say it like that?"

Harassment, not on its own IMV but poor choice of words, certainly inappropriate.

Spot on!

 

[Ali-G]

A son of a friend, In his early 20’s films consent on his phone prior to any sexual encounters.

Ooh, hang on a minute Luv, just sign here.

 

[Skyliner33]

A son of a friend, In his early 20’s films consent on his phone prior to any sexual encounters.

Unfortunately it wouldn’t mean anything if the worst happened.

 

[DXX]

A son of a friend, In his early 20’s films consent on his phone prior to any sexual encounters.

Let me guess then he forgets to turn the camera off.
I can see his logic, can’t see it making for the start of a loving relationship though. Sad.

 

[DXX]

The USA definitely has more a deeply conservative and religious population than the UK. I requested some grease nipples in Alabama and was screamed at ‘we don’t call them nipples, they’re zerks’.
WTF, we’ve all got them!
I also found out that the definition of a pair shorts is a pair of trousers that end 4” above the ankle, don’t go ashore in your Daisy Dukes.

 

[Gavinda]

I'd just wonder why she's not making my cup of tea while I do the man's job?

 

[Salty Spuds]

I agree,it’s getting on mine too, however, in the example by the OP, ask yourself, if it was a bloke who had the accident, would you say “Have you bruised your chest”? Probably not. More likely to be ”Are you hurt”?

Actually, if it was a bloke, it would be more on the lines of “you clumsy tw4t! Are you ok? Never mind, you’ll grow another “

 

[ThreeBridgeT6]

I'd just wonder why she's not making my cup of tea while I do the man's job?

'Incoming......!!!"

 

[JOG]

'Incoming......!!!"

I had already pulled on my full body protection and hunkered down in the brace position ages ago!

 

[dubber36]

If a bloke had bashed his cobblers on something or other at work, he'd be doubled over felling sick, everyone who saw would be taking he piss and all concerned would have a good laugh about it.

 

[JOG]

If a bloke had bashed his cobblers on something or other at work, he'd be doubled over felling sick, everyone who saw would be taking he piss and all concerned would have a good laugh about it.

Yes! And no one harassed him by asking how his Bollox were!

 

[ThreeBridgeT6]

Yes! And no one harassed him by asking how his Bollox were!

Oh! I bet they did!

 

[Deleted Member]

I used to work for the same company as my wife, before we were in a relationship. Amongst many tasks in my role at the time was the programming of large dot matrix displays, big, bright 6ft x 6ft displays. My future wife was working at the new site, I’d tried to get her number but she wasn’t playing ball, so whilst I was commissioning a new display I decided to put "Mary has nice tits and ass" during the burn-in period.

Oh how we all laughed until the HR Director appeared out of the blue…

One final written warning and nearly 20 years later we’re still together, but in different companies.

Back on topic, you’d refer to her boobs as her chest these days I presume? Not knockers, jugs, melons, thrupenny’s etc?

 

[Bobby Turkalino]

A final written warning is essential at least once in your life, I had two at the same company!

 

[JOG]

A final written warning is essential at least once in your life, I had two at the same company!

Absolutely, or you’re not trying hard enough! The world is full of compliant drones - they never make a difference!