I think I ticked all the boxes of a DPD driver. Turned up late, drove around looking lost for a bit and then parked badly and blocked the road. For real authenticity I also made sure my van was plastered in mud too.From the dealings I've had with Ed, I thought he actually was the T6 Forum delivery and collection guy!
I'm sure he was wearing a DPD polo when he came over to me.
Sorry about the nightmares @Tourershine.