How to convince the wife to take a dump in a porta potti?
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Finally got the Mrs to try out the new porta potti. Didn't go well.....
First she didn't open the flap and then missed the hole
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She's not an ice cream lady is she? She's certainly got form.
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I didn't think @True Romance had taken a photo of his wife's Thora and put it on this forum, I thought he'd "borrowed" the fox that visits my garden!
It looked at lot bigger on AmazonAnyone else thinking it was a little petite for a poo
I just thought that's how women did them??Anyone else thinking it was a little petite for a poo
It's a matter of the correct training technique; give her a treat each time she gets it in the right place, then reward with a favourite toy, finally just a word of priase should suffice.Finally got the Mrs to try out the new porta potti. Didn't go well.....
First she didn't open the flap and then missed the hole
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Or even posteriority!This thread should be pinned for posterity's sake
Just got to brazen it out!
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On a serious note.
Very important to use the correct toilet paper that dissolves as sold by porta potti etc. . First time we used ours used normal paper from home.
Toilet filled up quickly and when I emptied it it was a big congealed mess.
Read instructions after that and bought the correct paper and next empty was just a coloured non smelly liquid.
So much nicer than the first effort.
No longer fear having to empty loo.
When wild camping I just drag mine out and sit looking at the stars, very relaxing I must say.
Very important to use the correct toilet paper that dissolves as sold by porta potti etc. . First time we used ours used normal paper from home.
Toilet filled up quickly and when I emptied it it was a big congealed mess.
Read instructions after that and bought the correct paper and next empty was just a coloured non smelly liquid.
So much nicer than the first effort.
No longer fear having to empty loo.
When wild camping I just drag mine out and sit looking at the stars, very relaxing I must say.
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