*Solved*
OK, so nothing was working. *Nothing*. I decided that based on
@Pauly 's post in
this thread that I would have a look under the seat (I've just seen your reply now
@Deaky, thanks!) at the module. Hated the thought, as I imagined that based on everything else VW that I've experienced thus far it would end up being a take-the-seat-out-job. But it wasn't. Could see a couple of electrical boxes under there, and the picture in Pauly's post showed me which one it was. Thanks dude! So I thought, red connector or black connector - felt like I was about to cut a wire in a bomb! Red prob power - I'll try black first. Went to pull it out....and it was
already out - just still located in the space. Seems that the yank on to the back of the recovery vehicle made it loose. I watched the thing 'crash' and bring up the trailer thing 'live', I just never figured it was anything other than the electrical issue.
So, plugged in, I now have my sensors working again! It took about an hour for the bulb-missing light to go out, but it did eventually.
I'd like to say a big thank you to everyone for helping out a potato like me.
Is there a way that I can repay?