Sorry officer, I grabbed the first thing that came to hand out of panic and pulled.. It so happens to have been his bollox..
True story here.. Somebody was punched in the face when he opened his front door.. His knee jerk reaction found its mark.. The coppers sent to guard the recipient at the local hospital said they had been hit that hard that they were of no use and would have to have an op to make them drop again.. He was in the sympathetic place of the maternity ward as there were no other beds available! The other bloke broke his foot btw!
True story here.. Somebody was punched in the face when he opened his front door.. His knee jerk reaction found its mark.. The coppers sent to guard the recipient at the local hospital said they had been hit that hard that they were of no use and would have to have an op to make them drop again.. He was in the sympathetic place of the maternity ward as there were no other beds available! The other bloke broke his foot btw!
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