The Jokes Thread...
- Thread starter JBLfan
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Ref the airbag thread….
SON: Hey dad, why's my sister called Teresa?
DAD: That's easy son. Your mother and I met at Easter, we got married at Easter and your sister was born at Easter. Teresa is an anagram of Easter and we thought it would be nice if we named our children after things we love.
SON: cheers dad that explains that.
DAD: No problem Alan.
DAD: That's easy son. Your mother and I met at Easter, we got married at Easter and your sister was born at Easter. Teresa is an anagram of Easter and we thought it would be nice if we named our children after things we love.
SON: cheers dad that explains that.
DAD: No problem Alan.
Emptying out the in-laws boxes... Amongst the boxes of Sh1t a few classics I'm gonna bag!
@The Flying Scotsman can you guess the back!
@The Flying Scotsman can you guess the back!
Oo, oo - I know the answer to this!
Her Uncle Joe sounds like a hoot. Was in the RAF... A rear gunner Father in law says!
Thems is girls hands.
Check these shovels out.
Fingers like pork sausages and thumbs like light bulbs.
Very similar to what I had in mind...
A rich Scotsman has canopes
A poor Scotsman has a can o' peas
A dead Scotsman canna pee
Proper Scots hands.Thems is girls hands.
Check these shovels out.
Fingers like pork sausages and thumbs like light bulbs.
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Thats a big Feckin plate I am holding! Lol. Dinner plate haha!
Wouldn't like to get a slap from him.
No, I don't see it.
We have a problem with a neighbours dog who comes into our garden to do his poos.
Someone suggested that I got a shovel and chucked it over into their garden.
Well that didn't work. There's still poo in my garden and my neighbour won't give me my shovel back.
Someone suggested that I got a shovel and chucked it over into their garden.
Well that didn't work. There's still poo in my garden and my neighbour won't give me my shovel back.
I have been trying to get an appointment with my doctor for months about an embarrassing rash on my genitals. I finally managed to see him yesterday and showed him the problem. He completely ignored me and continued to push his trolley round Tesco's.
