The Jokes Thread...

[Sackmycook]

Keep taking the pills Alan......

 

[Cuffy]

Merry Easter fokkers.

 

[Bav]

 

[Salty Spuds]

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Bollocks or no Bollocks, that is the question…

 

[Jimmmmy]

Worst film I`ve ever seen, Sid James wasn`t even in it!

 

[Salty Spuds]

 

[Bav]

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Amen.

 

[Bav]

Worst film I`ve ever seen, Sid James wasn`t even in it!

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Showing your age there - SJ's been dead almost 50 years!!

 

[Deleted member 61246]

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I think you've posted on the wrong site there buddy.... Your thumb must've slipped off your daily mail bookmark.....

And if not, it's meant to be the jokes thread.... If you're looking for someone to blame for the UK being so f***ed it's definitely not those seven is it?....

 

[cgtmiles]

Surely the joke is that there will never be a flight in the first place!

 

[Bav]

If you're looking for someone to blame for the UK being so f***ed it's definitely not those seven is it?....

Well, 1 has had a good go, 2 are currently trying and 2 will probably get their turn to f**k the UK.

 

[JOG]

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Where’s Jezza?!!!

 

[cgtmiles]

Where’s Jezza?!!!

Depends which one you mean, one will be on a farm planning a driving route in an inappropriate vehicle to Rwanda and one will be on his allotment checking the bus schedules in his sandals

 

[Bav]

Where’s Jezza?!!!

Probably on a pro-Hamas Palestine march!

 

[JOG]

Probably on a pro-Hamas Palestine march!

Or sorting Diane!

 

[Sackmycook]

Or sorting Diane!

Someone has too, Lammy wouldnt

 

[Jimmmmy]

 

[CAB]

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EV

 

[Bav]

EV

I'd rather choose a wife!

 

[Sabre]

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