Where Have You Been In Your Van Today?

Used ours to stay at a mate's house in St Columb; a party followed by a stag do. We had to walk home thanks to Cornwall's dodgy taxi system; probably about four miles. Then at about 2am a pile on (onto the Stag) seemed like a great idea; I somehow did a full head dive into a bramble bush and now have a face sliced to ribbons and stings everywhere - oops!
But the van was very welcome. The rest slept all over the floor in the house; I was by far the comfiest!
 
Used ours to stay at a mate's house in St Columb; a party followed by a stag do. We had to walk home thanks to Cornwall's dodgy taxi system; probably about four miles. Then at about 2am a pile on (onto the Stag) seemed like a great idea; I somehow did a full head dive into a bramble bush and now have a face sliced to ribbons and stings everywhere - oops!
But the van was very welcome. The rest slept all over the floor in the house; I was by far the comfiest!
At least there was no Tiger and the Stag was missing when you woke up.
 
Peed off a bunch of people... Closed the doors to the lift.. Those in already gasped, so I said.. Oi this isn't a bedsit you know! Sudden silence.. To which I replied.. Anyone heard of overloading these, or being able to beathe! Figure they passed the understanding English rudimentary test number 1... Was tempted to fart as well.. That would have been the next step... :eek::rofl:
 
Rescued a dog near Rock earlier; had to strip down to cacks (!) and get the thing; it was stuck in a rip.
That cleared my hangover!

Was it scared of being there, or you in your cacks! Lol..

Seriously.. Good on you.. Next time call th e coastguard though lol (tongue defo in cheek!)
 
Sadly a lot if owners come a cropper not risk assessing it... An I'm a huge animal lover!
 
Sadly a lot if owners come a cropper not risk assessing it... An I'm a huge animal lover!
Most of our Coastguard shouts are for dogs. Mostly because owners try and rescue them.

This was pretty straightforward; any further or colder and I'd have left it to the RNLI.
 
Well getting off the boat was entertaining.. Same group.. Led by a moron.. Ahh we can get more in there.. Me.. Sod off! There's 15+ in here already.. ( another 15+ trying to get in as well, I kid you not!).. Your invading my personal space, and you DONT want to be doing that! Needless to say no more entered, oh.. And I had control of the buttons! :mad::rolleyes::D:D:whistle::whistle: Welcome to ENGLAND! Don't like it.. :whistle::whistle:
 
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