So a few hints and tips for anyone venturing into France (or the eu) for the first time. Only our second trip so not experts by any means but just our observations.
* The French. Contrary to the public perception but the French are actually very nice people. Never had an issue with anyone.
* Toilets. A lot of sites don't have toilet seats fitted. Start doing squats a few weeks before travellingt to build up you leg/thigh muscles. Makes squatting so much easier **
* Public loos. Some Aires have very nice modern loos others are still the hole in the ground type. See above and be prepared. Mens urinals can be pretty much on open view.
* Campsite toilet/shower blocks. I'd say more are unisex than split into male/female. Mrs and daughter didn't find these particularly nice but guess that just how they do things. One of the reasons we paid extra for premium pitches with private bathrooms.
* Driving. Honestly if it's your first time don't worry. Roads are mainly very quiet away from larger towns/cities. Surprising how quickly you adapt to driving on the wrong side.
* Shop around for fuel. Prices vary dramatically, seen €0.40 difference between places. FYI Best we saw was €1.62.
* If your going to be using tolls get a tag. Not very expensive but so much easier and less stressful with one fitted. Lost count of the nunber of times other vehicles would fly past us only to be over taken at the toll booth by us. Also comes into its own if you don't have a passager.
* If your short on time use the toll roads. Super easy to move long distances in a short space of time.
* French driving standards are actually pretty good. However they will drive right up to your rear bumper on motorways. Don't get into road rage this is just how they do it.
* Take windscreen cleaner if travelling during summer. The amount of bugs that got baked onto the windscreen was ridiculous.
* Never had an issue with language as all sites spoke English.
* Don't trust your satnav for speed limits. Ours was updated before we left but a lot of villages are introducing reduced 30kph zones that were still showing as 50kph on the satnav.
* Drive 10khm under the speed limit. Speed camera warning devices are illegal in France.
* Take food with you. Supermarkets are expensive.
* Out of season book sites as you go. No real need to book weeks in advance.
* Taking pets can be expensive. Average around £200 per trip for a AHC. Plus any vaccinations required. Add around €45 for worming tablet in France.
* Take all EHU adapters with you. Most of the bigger sites are all standard blue round type as used in UK but have seen all sorts of different types so be prepared.
* Try and plan short distances between your stop overs. We did a lot of long runs between stops. We were doing 3-4hr journeys, add on stops for fuel, toilet breaks, supermarket top ups and it soon turned into 5hrs plus. Then you've got pitching up time and before you know it you've lost the best part of a day. Next time will plan for under an hour between sites once in a particularly region we're visiting.
* France is massive don't try and see it all in one trip.
* will update as I think of other things or ask if theres something you want to know and I'll try to answer.
Thanks.
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