Chris Rea

[Drive Wayne]

Let me explain.... the 2 words are homonyms, which means they are homophones (they have the same pronunciation) and homographs (they have the same spelling). If that's as clear as mud, then my work here is done and it's time for another drink.

Oh a lovely way to call it a night! Seeyinthemornin!

 

[Sabre]

Another day. Another grammar-bomb to lob somewhere

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

My wife is made of the same stuff.
27 years since my daughter was born and last year she realised kanga and roo from winnie the pooh were kangaroos.

That’s nothing my wife once asked me what time the 8 o’clock movie started
She’s also mixed up the monarchy with a monastery
And Greenwich mean time
With the Grinch at Christmas time

 

[JOG]

That’s nothing my wife once asked me what time the 8 o’clock movie started
She’s also mixed up the monarchy with a monastery
And Greenwich mean time
With the Grinch at Christmas time

Hmmm! Be careful, she might be too sharp for you!

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

Hmmm! Be careful, she might be too sharp for you!

She’s actually very intelligent and has a good job managing the payroll for the council.
But often amuses me with these blond moment comments.

 

[Dave A]

She’s actually very intelligent and has a good job managing the payroll for the council.
But often amuses me with these blond moment comments.

We have regular blonde moments. Just the other day somebody was telling Mrs A how his 83year old grandmother was having her leg amputated. Mrs A consoled him by saying, "I'm sure she'll take it in her stride". Mrs A also has a responsible job, she works with people with personality disorders - I wonder what they make of her comments!

 

[Bav]

We have regular blonde moments. Just the other day somebody was telling Mrs A how his 83year old grandmother was having her leg amputated. Mrs A consoled him by saying, "I'm sure she'll take it in her stride". Mrs A also has a responsible job, she works with people with personality disorders - I wonder what they make of her comments!

At least she didn't say if they put their best foot forward they'll soon be back on their feet.

 

[Dave A]

At least she didn't say if they put their best foot forward they'll soon be back on their feet.

Or anything about socks or slippers for Christmas.