Coronavirus Covid-19

[Insert Coin]

A guy near me sells paddle boards, he’s just put on his Facebook/Insta ‘no need to panic, paddle boards are not in short supply!’

 

[Ali-G]

Probably best to wait a few days before filling up if you can.

That’s my plan of action, I’ve got half a tank at the moment so I’m going to wait until the end of next week and get some after all the idiots have filled up.

 

[Ali-G]

Oh, and on a separate note, if anyone is genuinely in need of some fuel, give me a shout.
I can’t help personally, but Gerry Can.

 

[t0mb0]

People scared by the tabloids into queuing up to buy half a tank probably the same suggestible folk who were scared by the tabloids into voting for this omnishambles in the first place.

 

[Sabre]

It is totally down to the press. We've got millennial morons who can't even spell pretending to be journalists ( ) sitting at home making this sh1t up so that the other millennials, who can't tell when they're being wound up, believe the dross cos theyre too stupid to reason it and think for themselves...
Grrrrr #angrybloke

Having said that, I had to come to mums this weekend for her birthday and I went straight through the queues at Tesco and was out in 10 mins!

 

[Skyliner33]

 

[sparkywig]

People scared by the tabloids into queuing up to buy half a tank probably the same suggestible folk who were scared by the tabloids into voting for this omnishambles in the first place.

I expect they're the same people with 150 toilet rolls still under the stairs.

I tried to fill the van up on the way home from Norwich yesterday, every station between there and Bristol had massive lines at the pumps, even queueing out onto the A14 at Cambridge Services. Luckily enough I managed to get home with 5 miles showing on the MFD.

 

[Paynewright]

Hmm…

 

[JOG]

 

[Sackmycook]

I blame the left wing pricks at the BBC...

 

[La Dodgy Vita]

Don't get me started on the BBC!
I've just paid my TV licence fee - most of which I reckon will be paying for more time-wasting graphics and the BBC's self-promotion of some of it's worst shows

 

[JOG]

Don't get me started on the BBC!
I've just paid my TV licence fee - most of which I reckon will be paying for more time-wasting graphics and the BBC's self-promotion of some of it's worst shows

And damages they end up having to pay out to people’s reputation that they’ve trashed!

 

[Sabre]

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I want to support this pub. Strangely enough!

 

[LambethBoy]

Keep it on the downlow lads!

 

[JOG]

 

[Chippie1]

 

[JOG]

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F’king brilliant!

 

[Morris67]

SUPERB

 

[T6180]

 

[oldiebut goodie]