haha, yea, their right to be offended
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Why the f are the garage attendants switching on the pumps for these idiots.I’ve just seen a video of a bloke at a garage filling up a bucket lined with a bin liner.
Never mind training Army Tanker drivers, distribute the Army to these forecourts.
Yeah, live rounds and free-running petrol, that will help!
Hey! I just had a thought... Do you think this could be a conspiracy to get everyone into electric cars? The second hand market is about to go through the floor!
Phase 1: ban holidays
Result: the malaga crowd all buy vans.
Phase 2: restrict petrol sales
Result 2: everyone sells cars and vans to fund a new Tesla ( cos they wouldn't be caught dead in anything else! )
Hey! I just had a thought... Do you think this could be a conspiracy to get everyone into electric cars? The second hand market is about to go through the floor!
Phase 1: ban holidays
Result: the malaga crowd all buy vans.
Phase 2: restrict petrol sales
Result 2: everyone sells cars and vans to fund a new Tesla ( cos they wouldn't be caught dead in anything else! )
because other ways of shortening their lives may be illegal?
I just filled up at our local Tesco with no issues and no other cars there at that time.
Spoke to a couple of friends who drive (all within 50 mile radius of me) and neither have experienced any issues filling up in the past couple of days.
My biggest surprise from all of is that I actually still have a couple of friends...
Spoke to a couple of friends who drive (all within 50 mile radius of me) and neither have experienced any issues filling up in the past couple of days.
My biggest surprise from all of is that I actually still have a couple of friends...
Woah! Steady on! If the idiots are co-located, they can be managed. Ok, granted there might be inter-breeding issues etc and the gene pool becomes more of a gene puddle. But, if you disperse them, you’ll risk diluting the gene pool. Darwinism thrives!
It would be complicated as personally I would want an idiot for idiot exchange scheme to allow us to experience some new idiots and not have to repeat experiences with the current ones.
A change is as good as a holiday...
@Sabre - take that offer. The idiots we deliver will refuse to return when they discover that they get more beer/drugs tokens up there! The idiots we have to accept in exchange will sneakily return when they discover this disparity! Temporary displacement to achieve a new, combined idiot cohort! (Keep throwing stones in the gene puddle….when the ripples stop, at least you’ll have a pile of stones at the bottom of the puddle!)
Anybody else buying Tesco value brand soya oil and cutting it with lighter fuel as an octane booster?... only me then?
Made the mistake of reading that during a conf call….luckily I was on mute as I snorted out loud!
Could be worse, a friend of mine living in Caracas paid somebody else to queue in line for fuel to avoid getting shot and robbed. Yes they do it in that order.
Thank your lucky stars that we have slightly more civilised morons in the UK.
Thank your lucky stars that we have slightly more civilised morons in the UK.
Up here in Thirsk, we same to have an unfair share of idiots who complete a circuit of the 3 petrol stations in town, all of which have been dry for days, before heading to 'Spoons to Tiktok or Insta their latest sad efforts to fill their 12 year old Punto.
Needless to say, the rest of us head to the outlets on the nearby dual carriageway where deliveries are being prioritised. No queues, plenty of fuel.
Thirsk is not quite the scenic, vet haven as shown on crap TV programs.
Needless to say, the rest of us head to the outlets on the nearby dual carriageway where deliveries are being prioritised. No queues, plenty of fuel.
Thirsk is not quite the scenic, vet haven as shown on crap TV programs.
Breaking Itv news tonight....CO2 production shortfalls will lead to soft drink and beer shortages.....you cannot write this shit.
I want to go back to 2018
I want to go back to 2018
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