Badly describe your job

[Bav]

I make things stop vibrating.

Spoilsport!

 

[oldiebut goodie]

You don't work for Ann Summers then!

 

[VanDamMan]

You don't work for Ann Summers then!

Oh no…..it helps people do it all night….but for some it takes all night….

 

[Cuffy]

You don't work for Ann Summers then!

Returns department

 

[T6ChrisO]

I draw lines on a screen

 

[Rarebit]

I spend other people's money on making words appear higher up a computer or phone screen

 

[SAJO]

I'm continually piecing 'things' together to make a whole.

 

[david173]

according to my wife I play join the dots on the computer!

 

[monkeytrumpet]

I swap wind in the north sea for power.

 

[Blacktemplar]

Legalised drug dealer (semi retired)

 

[Carlwaynie]

I try to prevent the general public from hurting themselves by giving them information on staying safe and why they shouldn’t do the stuff that will harm them, then when they ignore my advice I have to go and rescue them

 

[JDC]

I mainly do a bit driving, sit in the van and mess with some wires.

 

[DaveD]

I mainly do a bit driving, sit in the van and mess with some wires.

You've got me worried! It's not a job that finishes with a bang is it?

 

[fezza68]

Move things up n down and in n out.

 

[Jay586]

Apparently, I sit on my arse all day doing nothing, according to my extended family. I am contemplating rewriting my will, cheeky barstewards.

I did have a job researching sticky patches eons ago.

 

[Bobby Turkalino]

I make peoples stuff disappear and then reappear somewhere else.

 

[Ricardo T]

I make peoples dreams turn into nightmares.....when I turn up that is!

 

[Bav]

I make peoples dreams turn into nightmares.....when I turn up that is!

Are you Freddy Krueger?

 

[Sackmycook]

I make peoples dreams turn into nightmares.....when I turn up that is!

Do you install Wren kitchens ?

 

[Ricardo T]

I did a job on Elm Steet… and funnily enough, THAT was a nightmare !!