Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode with the talk about supplies and dogs milk,
The current situation sorta reminds me of the Blackadder episode and how we might be in a few months time:
Captain Blackadder : Baldrick, fix us some coffee will you? And try to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.
Private Baldrick : Not easy I'm afraid, Captain.
Captain Blackadder : Why's this?
Private Baldrick : Cos it is mud. We ran out of coffee 13 months ago.
Captain Blackadder : So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been drinking hot mud?
Private Baldrick : With sugar.
Captain Blackadder : [sardonically] Which of course makes all the difference.
Private Baldrick : Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but unfortunately we ran out New Year's Eve 1915. Since when, I've been using sugar substitute.
Captain Blackadder : Which is?
Private Baldrick : Dandruff.
Captain Blackadder : [sarcastically] Brilliant!
Private Baldrick : Still, I could add some milk this time. Well, saliva.
Captain Blackadder : [holding up his hand in refusal] No! Thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll pass