I have my “ really nice van “ this is going to be my last car / van and I think it is great
( sad but true )
Now on the other hand - a new wife …………
( sad but true )
Now on the other hand - a new wife …………
The Jokes Thread...
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What do "Alexander the Great" and "Winnie the Pooh" have in common?
Their middle name.
Their middle name.
You will have to explain the joke - what is Euro 2024? I see that it is something to do with something called football.
Not the way they play!
Like you I have no idea about football and even less about the England team- but I’m assuming the team themselves are the « joke ».
Do I win £5?
Perhaps the government could revoke all their passports including the WAGS. Never having watched a football match in my long life it’s just a waste of media coverage to me.
I have never watched football and have never played football.
Same here - spent most of my life avoiding football. A few of my friends are brainwashed by the sport 
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️Nothing wrong with playing it. Unfortunately it’s like most sport, it’s not about the sport anymore it’s the ££££.
I love listening to the top managers in interviews. They vary slightly but normally it’s along the lines of ‘we need to play hard and score more goals’
You can see why they are head hunted with skills like that.
I love listening to the top managers in interviews. They vary slightly but normally it’s along the lines of ‘we need to play hard and score more goals’
You can see why they are head hunted with skills like that.
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I am Scottish I know nothing about what you talk about - what is this thing you call
“ football “ ? ( you can replace the word “ football “ with “ cricket “ if you wish “
“ football “ ? ( you can replace the word “ football “ with “ cricket “ if you wish “
No one knows about cricket and people who say they do are normally lying
It's a damning indictment of any sport where you can fall asleep for hours on end and not miss anything!No one knows about cricket and people who say they do are normally lying
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene
You missed the all important one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
Still no f*****g idea.
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