Washed and wax polished the van in readiness for heading off travelling next week.
View attachment 254100Took a photo as the opportunity to enjoy my handiwork is usually limited to the short time before some seagull drops its guts all over the van.
This morning’s first job was to wash of a layer of bird excrement ,from the nearside, so prodigious it was incredible. I had to admit, all be it grudgingly, that having gorged itself on what was clearly a chicken tikka, it was amazing it managed to get off the ground at all.
Maybe it didn’t.
Maybe it walked all the way to my driveway before getting a pal to give it a leg up on to the van roof.
Bastids.