Anyone fancy a laugh?

[Bav]

Bagsy third in line then even though I would obviously prefer sloppy seconds, how come I always miss out on the bargains?

Well I'll go first then, whilst @Sasquatch's viagra kicks-in.

 

[Sackmycook]

It's a Vanbang !

 

[Cuffy]

Well I'll go first then, whilst @Sasquatch's viagra kicks-in.

I'll pass on the jolly japes and frolics.
That's prime STD territory, I mean you could catch........wait for it....................................


















Van aerial disease.
I'm here all week folks.

 

[WinFreak]

100k and still have halogen headlights and leaky windows!

 

[Lubrown]

100k and still have halogen headlights and leaky windows!

Plus it’s a 204 so you need another 20k on standby for a new engine.

 

[Millstone]

I enjoy their YT channel and they do some really fab builds … but I’ve never got on with that front end.

 

[t0mb0]

At least you get plenty of shiny blue tupperware for your £100k.

 

[BuilderJay]

Hmmm at that price I’d be weary.
Must be full of rust and filler. Way too cheap!
Be careful chaps

 

[oldiebut goodie]

What on earth is going on here - doesn't look right to me.

 

[TallPaul_S]

What on earth is going on here - doesn't look right to me.

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That'll be where it's been sat, on deflated tyres, for the past 3 months. You can see where pads have stuck on, or corroded the disk. The tyre will be nice and deformed at that spot...

 

[kipperman]

Is it just me but that headlining looks like some fluffy velour. For me, pimpmobile.

 

[Stay Frosty]

Similar money to a murdered out black jet set taxi Merc Vito I guess but more money than the Marco Polo camper version so not sure really where it's aimed at.

 

[Greybeard]

Wonder if they’ll explain to new owner it’s a commercial vehicle and limited to van speeds?!?

 

[RobertO2023]

Big money for a van - although a very nice makeover - people with deep pockets will spend that sort of money on bespoke items. I’ve seen Merc Vitos with lavish interiors costing more than £250k - normally pulling up to their Jet plane

 

[TheGrapeEscape]

This would be my ideal van for converting, just wish it was lwb

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www.swanswaygarages.com

 

[Badjamin]

Still not sold... strange...

 

[T6Norfolk]

For 100k I would want the van to come with a 24/7 bodyguard that just walks round it the whole time it's parked up

 

[TheGrapeEscape]

Still not sold... strange...

The future owner is struggling to get out their nursing home to the bank

 

[FerrisBFW]

or you could buy this

2024 VW TRANSPORTER CAMPERVAN T6.1 2.0 TDI 150PS DSG HIGHLINE TAILGATE SOLAR KIT | eBay

2024 24 REG VW T6.1 2.0 TDI 150PS DSG HIGHLINE 4 BERTH POP TOP CAMPER VAN CONVERSION,LED Headlights,Cashmere Gloss Wood Interior With Caramel Bamboo Worktop And Splash Backs,Diesel Heater,Microwave,Vanshade Blinds,LV-S Body Kit,Side Bars,20" Alloys,RIB Bed With Isofix Points,Bentley Stitched...

www.ebay.co.uk

 

[TallPaul_S]

Zoinks!!