Knowing your s**t or knowing you're s**t

Worst of the lot is kids saying 'axe me a question' - instead of 'ask me a question'.....

Makes my face do that twitchy thing like the guy from Pink Panther films!!
 
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It’s a subject that is worthy of a rant. Our increasing reliance on autocorrect and spell checkers together with the creeping invasion of “text speak” is undermining the national language.

(By the way, I’m a “foreigner”!)
 
The Axe Ask thing is something that goes on in loads of languages and has a name - see here Why do some people say 'aks' or “ax” instead of 'ask'? - Quora

Even knowing its a thing still makes me think is wrong though.

The thing that drives me up the wall is people filling forms "out" - its filling"in" - the form has spaces and you put something "in" the gaps to complete the form. Whenever I am correcting people I'll ask them if they dig a hole then put the soil they have dug back again are they filling the hole OUT or IN.
 
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One that has me shouting at the TV (especially BBC News) is when the immortal words “the amount of people” are uttered!

Argh!
 
What about (and I work with people who say this) "somthink" or "everythink".. I've been told it's got somthing to do with the evolution of language such as the word "ring" and "rink" (such as "ice rink") but I'm not sure on those facts and haven't looked it up as yet.
 
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What about (and I work with people who say this) "somthink" or "everythink".. I've been told it's got somthing to do with the evolution of language such as the word "ring" and "rink" (such a "ice rink") but I'm not sure on those facts and haven't looked it up as yet.
Ha ha ha! Entertaining, innit?!!
 
As a youth in the 1970's we got marked down at school for incorrect spelling, not just in English, but in every subject. I just always thought that it was important to get it right. As a parent in the late 1990's I found out at "parents evening" at school that the teachers really didn't seem to attach much importance to spelling, grammar or punctuation and my children reminded me frequently that as long as the teachers could understand what they had written it was fine. I strongly disagreed and made my view clear to my daughters and their teachers.
My offspring are now in their 20's and they always ask me to proof-read important documents like job applications, because, as they say, they want to make a good impression.
I always reply (before proof reading it!), "Nah, it'll be fine, innit, vey can understand it, spelling an all that stuff don't matter".
 
Since you’ve started it.

“Can I get” instead of “Could I have” :mad:
“From the get go”

I’ll probably think of more later.
 
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