Step up and admit your guilt!Sumut must ave JOGged your memory.
Step up and admit your guilt!Sumut must ave JOGged your memory.
I’m crying!Hahaha! I'm trying here
Low hanging fruit
Going forward
What's your bandwidth
Steak in the ground (stake)
So, come on it! It’s lovely in here! You know you want to!
Argh! I have to chew the inside of my cheek to avoid commenting when I hear that on a conference call!“Put a pin in it”
FFS I hate that one.
Double arse! I am hiding behind “posting from my phone” and “fat finger syndrome” defences!!!I'm sayin nufink
Argh! I have to chew the inside of my cheek to avoid commenting when I hear that on a conference call!
I check I’m on mute and mutter expletives! (And believe me, I could make a squaddie blush!)
Septic tanks! Everything is freakin’ “awesome!”Very true, even have to turn video off now as everyone is an expert lip reader.
Even worse when Yanks are on a call
Got this leaflet from VOSA last month. The car has a safety recall.
If HM Government can’t even spell licence correctly, then our kids are doomed.....
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Believe it or not the word ‘change’ causes chaos in the maintenance world when it should be ‘renew’.Nooooo, that’s another one,
No, you’re not going to “swap out” your tyres, you’re going to change them.
I despair! The committee were probably so hung up on whether it was “affect” or “effect” that it was missed!Got this leaflet from VOSA last month. The car has a safety recall.
If HM Government can’t even spell licence correctly, then our kids are doomed.....
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Believe it or not the word ‘change’ causes chaos in the maintenance world when it should be ‘renew’.
That only works if you’re replacing with “new”! See what I did there?!!!Believe it or not the word ‘change’ causes chaos in the maintenance world when it should be ‘renew’.
Or the two dyslexics at the petrol station?Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pimp? He bought a warehouse...
*Sticks head above parapet with trepidation...!Ok then, how about this then.
Is it,
"I've got a pen",
or,
"I have a pen"?
I'm in a constant battle with my teenage kids who always use, "have", when I think it should be, "got".
Example.
"I have a friend who has a cat", my child would say, but I would say, "I've got a friend who's got a cat", but probably should say, "I have got a friend who has got a cat". (or is it, "that has got a cat"?)
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pimp? He bought a warehouse...