Jeez wept! They’re the worst!!!
The 'M' word now banned.....
- Thread starter Sackmycook
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I was a victim cos I’m sh#t with both hands and feet and was always the last to be picked, it’s scarred me where do I claim my compensation.
It’s our standing joke on a lads night out as I’m the one with all the awards for building and carpentry, I’m still sh#t at sports though.
It’s our standing joke on a lads night out as I’m the one with all the awards for building and carpentry, I’m still sh#t at sports though.
...and having a High Top made you feel more included?
So you cant 'beat someone like a ginger stepchild' any more? (Boris is in this queue right now!)
Whilst eating some midget gems.
Are 'White mice' now racist?
What about Pink Shrimps? is that anti lgbqtdncrpaszx...?
Are chocolate balls now sexist?
WTF is going on with these oversensitive ankers?
Whilst eating some midget gems.
Are 'White mice' now racist?
What about Pink Shrimps? is that anti lgbqtdncrpaszx...?
Are chocolate balls now sexist?
WTF is going on with these oversensitive ankers?
The 21st Century.....when smart people were silenced so the idiots aren't offended.
Being without a pop top or high top, I can see your logic....
Only Chef’s special chocolate salty balls
This....
Ha ha ha! I couldn’t kick my way out of a wet paper bag!
I grew up in Merseyside, people have been trying to offend me all my life and its never bothered me.
I wear a suit Im going to court.
Im looking at a car im about to steal it,
water off a ducks back.
So i will attempt to offend oversensitive, over priveledged lazy b'stard.
I wear a suit Im going to court.
Im looking at a car im about to steal it,
water off a ducks back.
So i will attempt to offend oversensitive, over priveledged lazy b'stard.
THAT is funny!!! Well spotted!
I’m in your club! Especially with my thick Irish accent!!!
May I pass you the “cynics cap” I have been wearing for too long! Got to be the funniest rant I’ve read for a while! “Pink shrimps” just cracked me up!!!
Many years ago I was sent on a people skills course because of an incident.
I had asked a ‘joiner’ to refix a plasterboard in position, he said he wouldn’t as he was ‘a joiner’ I replied just because your mother slept with one you can’t claim the title. He wasn’t impressed or a very good joiner. His dad was a dry liner on the project and howled when he heard.
I had asked a ‘joiner’ to refix a plasterboard in position, he said he wouldn’t as he was ‘a joiner’ I replied just because your mother slept with one you can’t claim the title. He wasn’t impressed or a very good joiner. His dad was a dry liner on the project and howled when he heard.
Oh ffs! I wasn’t even there and it is patently obvious to me that your quip was a piss-take!
That said, on a Teams call this week, I referenced “Chinese whispers” with someone of Chinese origin on the call. Her face was a picture while all the other attendees’ jaws dropped in horror! I pissed myself laughing at the reaction and, believe me, I wasn’t taking the piss out of anyone!
Google is your friend! Originally from 1800 - is it racist or “a figure of speech”?!!
