Today was the day to get the CCS installed so I had a good look under the battery. I changed both starter relays for known-good. I checked the wiring, the connections, nothing had corroded - all squeaky clean. Put it all back together again - cleared the codes and... still get two fault codes
Definitely no aftermarket devices or wiring under there either.
Next on the list of things to try is an ECU reset.
Just to confirm, you checked J906 pin 6 (blue/black) continuity to J623 (ECU in ebox) pin 85, J532 voltage stabilizer in ebox pin 4 and BCM white connector pin 50 (red / black at BCM)?
Or then it’s indeed haunted